To The Person Who Egged My Best Friend’s Car Last Night…

…as it was standing outside my house at around 11 pm.

Do you like dogs?

Twice today I have had to call my beautiful but somewhat stupid Golden Retriever in from the road, where she had snuck out to lick the sticky, eggy remains off the asphalt. She’s normally very good about staying on our property but she does love eggs.

If anything happens to her I shall hold you personally responsible.


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